Smart and Nerdy!

Ever since the Squire taught us to Crank' Dat Squire Boi, I have become captivated by the sophisticated lifestyle of the gangsta. The dance inspired me to write a rap about my life...the life of the White and Nerdy....

They see me reading my red books
I know they’re thinking I’m so Smart and Nerdy

Think I’m just too Smart and Nerdy
Think I’m just too Smart and Nerdy
Can’t you see I’m Smart and Nerdy
Look at me I’m Smart and Nerdy

First in my class at Oxford, I’m a true nerd
Got skills, a champion at anything with words
Mr. Aristotle is my favorite philosopher
I’m famous cuz of the gangsta G. Chaucer
I don’t ever speak, to the contrary
You’ll find that my mouth’s quite stationary
Most of my books are red as cherry
They don’t all fit in my library

I’m nerdy to the extreme
I’m whiter than sour cream
I use big words, do cross words
Got thinking skills you never seen
Only question I don’t find easy
“Do I like Aristotle or Socrateezy?”
Spend every weekend with my nose in my books
People always give me funny looks because…

They see my reading my red books
I know they’re all thinking I’m so Smart and Nerdy

Think I’m just too Smart and Nerdy
Think I’m just too Smart and Nerdy

But now I roll with the gangstas
Cause I know how to dance to the hip hop beats